I've posted on the big balloons before but I'm still not over them. How many balloons are sold in a day? Who is the Balloon Master? Why are the ones in the packets puny specimens? How much would I have to pay to get a genuine big balloon? What would I do with one if I actually bought it?
"This is a BIG, big balloon" he said, "The biggest" I agreed.
Meanwhile, dejected, just a street away a balloon seller hawks a smaller big balloon.